
Welcome back to The Neural Net — and happy Halloween. The only ghosts we’re talking about today are the ones haunting Big Tech’s AI budgets. 🎃
In today’s edition: Halloween came early on earnings calls this week, leaving investors spooked; JPMorgan now relies on AI to write employee performance reviews; Google dropped even more AI tools; and more.
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The Street

note: stock data as of last market close
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Earnings Week: Everyone’s Spending on AI, But the Market Has Favorites

This week’s Q3 earnings had Halloween energy: shadows, anticipation, and a few jump scares. 👻 All big tech is spending aggressively to build new AI infrastructure and the products and capabilities that run on top of it. But the market didn’t treat them equally, because this is no longer about promising the future. It’s about proving the payoff.
Here’s how it broke down:
1. 👥 Meta: “Trust the Vision” Didn’t Land
Stock: ↓ ~11% — Meta’s worst day since 2022. Despite the market reaction, Meta beat expectations with revenue of $51.24B, growing 26% YoY.
But the market was spooked at the bigger headline: how much they’re pouring into AI.
2. 📦 Amazon: A Win Built on Hardware Confidence
Stock: ↑ ~13% — best reaction of the group. The company beat across the board with overall revenue up 13% YoY and AWS revenue up 20% YoY.
AWS’s AI hardware is finally scaling, and Amazon says it will keep investing to meet rising compute demand. The earnings signaled that AWS is back in the AI race, and investors rewarded proof, not promises.
3. 🌐 Alphabet: The Market’s Current AI Adult
Stock: ↑ ~4% on earnings. Alphabet delivered its first $100B+ quarter, reporting $102.35B in revenue and $56.56B in Google search revenue, which grew 15% YoY.
Analysts described the results as: “virtually no hair on the print.” If you don’t speak Wall Street, that’s analyst-code for “we looked for problems and couldn’t find any.”
4. ⚙️ Nvidia: The Company Getting Paid Either Way
While Nvidia sat out earnings week — mid-November is their turn — it still ended up in the spotlight after becoming the first company to cross a $5 trillion valuation. As we all know, everyone’s talking about spending billions on AI; Nvidia is the one sending the invoice.
🍬 Show Us the Candy
The AI market is clearly maturing, and this week was a stress test for Big Tech’s AI storytelling. The takeaway: real results are in, vibes are out, and investors don’t want spooky forecasts, they want actual candy in the bag.
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Heard in the Server Room
JPMorgan is letting employees use its in-house large language model to help draft year-end performance reviews, allowing managers to significantly reduce the time it takes to write vague and unhelpful key wins and opportunities. The tool is meant to serve as a starting point to speed up the often tedious review-writing process, though employees are still responsible for the final content and it won’t be used for salary decisions.
Elon Musk just dropped Grokipedia, his AI-powered spin on Wikipedia, built by xAI and designed to “purge propaganda.” The site already boasts 800K AI-written entries (and a very on-brand crash on launch day), with some pages conveniently echoing Musk’s own views. Wikipedia’s crew isn’t sweating it, though—they say AI can’t match human fact-checking. Naturally, teachers around the country are united in their desire to ban both.
Amazon just flipped 1,200 acres of Indiana cornfields into Project Rainier, one of the world’s largest AI data centers — and it’s already online. The $11B site is training Anthropic’s Claude models on Amazon’s own Trainium chips, making it a major challenger to Nvidia’s GPU dominance. Tech giants are all racing to build supercomputer campuses, but Amazon’s logistics muscle lets it move faster than most. Not everyone’s thrilled, though — locals are worried about vanishing farmland and power demand that could drive up utility bills.
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How to AI: Google Rolls Out New Upgrades

Google just launched two tools aimed at making AI creation way easier — one for building apps, one for making branded content. Both are designed so you don’t need deep coding or design skills to get something polished.
Google AI Studio (“Vibe Coding”)
Turn a single prompt into a working AI app — no API wiring needed.
App Gallery offers ready-to-remix templates.
Annotation Mode lets you edit the app visually (e.g., “make this button blue”).
Removes friction so anyone can prototype quickly.
Pomelli (AI Marketing for SMBs)
Creates a “Business DNA” profile from your website (tone, colors, fonts).
Suggests campaign ideas tailored to your brand.
Generates ready-to-use social + ad assets, all fully editable.
Yes, it’s hard to keep up — every week there’s a new “vibe coding” this or “AI shortcut” that. But tools like these are already sneaking into businesses big and small. They’re more evolutionary than revolutionary, and show Google continues to level up its AI game.
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That’s it for today! Have a great Halloween and we’ll catch you Tuesday. 🎃




